So... This is awkward.

Remember in the days of old, where people set out to accomplish a cool idea they had and kept promises they made via said idea?

Fuck the old days.

I WAS going to write about, as promised in the first post, my thoughts on SEGA ruining a cool video game character (Shadow The Hedgehog), but I got bored of it almost as soon as I started writing it.

So fuck it.

I have no idea what to write about instead, so I'll just throw some facts and figures at you... The reader. Yes you. Obviously. You are the one reading it after all. Lord knows why you are... I probably coerced you into doing so anyway, so you probably know a lot of what I'm about to start banging on about already, and you probably don't care too much.

But fuck it.

Life is pretty good at the moment, I've got a decent band or two... possibly three or four, I have more time to focus on stuff that interests me (at the moment: writing and music making) and I have a totally awesome and gorgeous girlfriend. Who is awesome. And gorgeous. Yes.

You enjoying your self there? No? Fuck you then.

In terms of personal music making, I feel I'm a bit stuck. I mainly make Electronic music of sorts, usually House (as it's fairly easy to make it sound ok), but whenever I try to make something more "song-like" it ends up sounding like Steven Hawkings falling down stairs made of Horse cocks and Fiber Glass while twenty thousand ovens violently explode one after the other in quick succession to the tune of "Another One Bites The Dust". Which is to say: It sounds a bit shit.

Never mind eh?

I'm bored and tired now.

Fuck off.

-B

Chapter One: A Totally Un-Pretentious Introduction

Hello.
On the Internet I go by many names; NanaPharcyde, the23rdmonkey, Mohawk23, Sollis R and, occasionally, "M".

You can call me The Baron, it's a nickname of sorts.

On this Blog I'll be writing, not about myself (usually anyway), but simply about the things that interest me.
The main subjects I'll likely cover are Music, Film, Video Games, Television, Books and life in general.

The first thing I'll write about (which will be the first proper post on here) will be the decline in quality of a certain character in a Video Game series that is particularly close to my heart.

I'll see you then Baronettes!

- B